Wednesday, October 27, 2010
The Molest-ache
Ok. I've decided that mustaches are the nastiest things known to mankind. Honestly the only guys my age who have mustaches are either BYU students (which is creepy enough as it is) or they are child molesters. So with that little tid-bit of information, men of the universe -DON'T EVER GROW ONE! They are disgusting and look so freaking nasty, like catapillars. So please this is my one request, for the love of everything that is sacred and holy; don't grow a molest-ache. Thank you and have a nice life.
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hahaha i'm glad you have a blog.
But mustaches are okay if they have a mullet right?
Actually it doesn't matter if you agree. Its true. You have to at least agree they're better than goatees. hahah
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