The Molest-ache

Ok. I've decided that mustaches are the nastiest things known to mankind. Honestly the only guys my age who have mustaches are either BYU students (which is creepy enough as it is) or they are child molesters. So with that little tid-bit of information, men of the universe -DON'T EVER GROW ONE! They are disgusting and look so freaking nasty, like catapillars. So please this is my one request, for the love of everything that is sacred and holy; don't grow a molest-ache. Thank you and have a nice life.

Sonnets are the way to a girl's heart

80

O how I faint when I of you do write,
Knowing a better spirit doth use your name,
And in praise thereof spends all his might,
To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame.
But since your worth , wide as the ocean is,
The humble as the proudest sail doth bear,
My saucy bark, inferior far to his,
On your broad main doth wilfully appear.
Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat,
Whilst he upon your soundless deep dothride;
Or, being wracked, I am a worthless boat,
He of tall building, and of goodly pride.
Then if he thrive, and I be cast away,
The worst was this: my love was my decay.

116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments; love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no, it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it our even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

So Today

I've decided to turn this into a journal of sorts, so here goes. Today was interesting and fairly uneventful -except for my roommate and I (Teshia) went to this place in Spanish Fork called Dirty Joe's. For those of y'all who have never been, (if you ever go) be prepared to have your eyes opened up real wide. And we didn't even go into the back room. Who even knows what kind of crazy stuff is back there.
In one of my english classes we are reading A Thousand and One Nights and that is an interesting little book to say the least. It is all of these weird random stories and the only reason they are being told is so that the King doesn't kill the girl in the morning. So this girl will start a story at night, ends when the sun rises, and always ends with a cliff hanger. So this way the King will want to hear the stories. This happens for 1,001 nights -hence the title. I won't tell you what happens in the end because I still don't know. But now we are in small groups and have to act out one of the stories for class.
Oh so today on our way to Dirty Joe's, Teshia and I stopped by Sams club and she bought her own girly stuff all by herself. She's all grown up and I couldn't be more proud!

My Baby Wallas!

These are my baby wallas!!! Basically they are amazing. Larisa Katz is in the purplish jacket and Sheyenne Stobbe is in the white. They are two of my very best friends and I can honestly tell them anything. They are the sweetest, most gorgeous girls in the world. And I am the Momma Walla. So to further descibe this walla business; once upon a time they decided to start koala-ing me. This is where they would run at me, launch themselves in the air, and simultaneously wrap their arms around my neck and their legs around my waist. It is quite hilarious and wonderful! So we like to call it koalowing, because it is more fun to say it that way. So one day Larisa koalowed me and i couldn't see anything, so I bounced her onto my hip -just like a baby. Then we decided to do that with all three of us. Shey got on first then Larisa climbed on. And this is the result -pure love! Love these girls.

JaBurn!

My brother got married!! October 8,2010. His gorgeous wife's name is Auburn. And it is just great because my whole family kind of set them up. My dad, my older sister, and especially me convinced him to ask her out, and now they will live happily ever after.