Dear Taylor's Job,

I seriously can't handle my job anymore. It is going to be the death of me -physically and mentally. Within two weeks I cut one finger on a meat slicer, cut another finger on the edge of the foil box, splashed boiling oil on my chin, and scrapped a few layers off another finger. Honestly, my body can't handle anymore accidents. Next time half of my finger will probably be gone. Plus it doesn't help that my new manager likes to play favorites and I'm not one of them. I think it is time for me to find a new job. Preferably one that doesn't include customer service, or dealing with stupid people or smelling like rotten chicken or oil. Please save me from the deli.

Christmas is early this year!

Today started out as a fairly boring day. All Iwas planning on doing was studying and then going to work. Then my roommate, Molly, decided that she was going to start playing christmas music -non stop. Then Molly, Caitlin, and I started talking about getting Christmas decorations from our parents. But then Molly had the brilliant idea to go to Hobby Lobby (basically heaven on earth). Then we ended up at Big Lots. And our apartment looks SO adorable! It made me super happy because this is the first year that I was going to miss decorating with my family, but my provo family helped me out with that!! Dear Molly and Caitlin thanks for providing me with such wonderful entertainment!

Today

Life is a beautiful, wonderful, stressful, crazy thing. It is hard and scary, but there are those moments when you look outside and see a beautiful sun rise. Or when the snow has recently fallen and the world seems to be holding its breath. Or when the wind whispers secrets to you. Or when you look at the twisted truck of a massive tree and wonder what this ancient has seen and weathered. Or those moments when your heart starts to beat a little faster. Or the moments when the sun shines a little brighter. Or the moments when your smile is endless. So I guess that life is more awe inspiring and incredible than stressful or scary.

The Molest-ache

Ok. I've decided that mustaches are the nastiest things known to mankind. Honestly the only guys my age who have mustaches are either BYU students (which is creepy enough as it is) or they are child molesters. So with that little tid-bit of information, men of the universe -DON'T EVER GROW ONE! They are disgusting and look so freaking nasty, like catapillars. So please this is my one request, for the love of everything that is sacred and holy; don't grow a molest-ache. Thank you and have a nice life.

Sonnets are the way to a girl's heart

80

O how I faint when I of you do write,
Knowing a better spirit doth use your name,
And in praise thereof spends all his might,
To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame.
But since your worth , wide as the ocean is,
The humble as the proudest sail doth bear,
My saucy bark, inferior far to his,
On your broad main doth wilfully appear.
Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat,
Whilst he upon your soundless deep dothride;
Or, being wracked, I am a worthless boat,
He of tall building, and of goodly pride.
Then if he thrive, and I be cast away,
The worst was this: my love was my decay.

116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments; love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no, it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it our even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

So Today

I've decided to turn this into a journal of sorts, so here goes. Today was interesting and fairly uneventful -except for my roommate and I (Teshia) went to this place in Spanish Fork called Dirty Joe's. For those of y'all who have never been, (if you ever go) be prepared to have your eyes opened up real wide. And we didn't even go into the back room. Who even knows what kind of crazy stuff is back there.
In one of my english classes we are reading A Thousand and One Nights and that is an interesting little book to say the least. It is all of these weird random stories and the only reason they are being told is so that the King doesn't kill the girl in the morning. So this girl will start a story at night, ends when the sun rises, and always ends with a cliff hanger. So this way the King will want to hear the stories. This happens for 1,001 nights -hence the title. I won't tell you what happens in the end because I still don't know. But now we are in small groups and have to act out one of the stories for class.
Oh so today on our way to Dirty Joe's, Teshia and I stopped by Sams club and she bought her own girly stuff all by herself. She's all grown up and I couldn't be more proud!

My Baby Wallas!

These are my baby wallas!!! Basically they are amazing. Larisa Katz is in the purplish jacket and Sheyenne Stobbe is in the white. They are two of my very best friends and I can honestly tell them anything. They are the sweetest, most gorgeous girls in the world. And I am the Momma Walla. So to further descibe this walla business; once upon a time they decided to start koala-ing me. This is where they would run at me, launch themselves in the air, and simultaneously wrap their arms around my neck and their legs around my waist. It is quite hilarious and wonderful! So we like to call it koalowing, because it is more fun to say it that way. So one day Larisa koalowed me and i couldn't see anything, so I bounced her onto my hip -just like a baby. Then we decided to do that with all three of us. Shey got on first then Larisa climbed on. And this is the result -pure love! Love these girls.

JaBurn!

My brother got married!! October 8,2010. His gorgeous wife's name is Auburn. And it is just great because my whole family kind of set them up. My dad, my older sister, and especially me convinced him to ask her out, and now they will live happily ever after.